top 16 slogans rejected by McDonalds

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 13-Sep-2007 13:18:41

The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans


16> Tastes Just Like Real Food!

15> We Love to See You Waddle

14> Screw Jenny Craig

13> We Are Legally Obliged to Tell You That Grimace Is a Convicted
Sex Offender

12> America, Your Weight Is Over!

11> Same Crap, Same Prices -- Just Keep Buyin' It, Tubby

10> Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles,
Onions, Britney's an Insatiable Screaming Nymphomaniac
Who Barks Uncontrollably When She Gets It Doggy Style

9> Open Wide, You Lemmings

8> Wipe Your Chins, McLardbutt

7> Go Ahead and Sue Us, Tubby -- Your Bad Eating Habits Put Seven
of Ray Kroc's 19 Grandkids Through Law School at Harvard

6> Spill a Coffee and WIN!

5> Relax, PETA -- That Ain't Really Chicken

4> Super-Sizing Americans Since 1954

3> You Don't Want to Waste Away Like That Subway Guy, Do You?

2> You Deserve a Wake Today


and the Number 1 Rejected McDonald's Slogan...


1> I'm Shovelin' It

Post 2 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Thursday, 13-Sep-2007 13:54:44

Becky good ones for sure I am surprise they didn't have have a big mack and and get a heart attack. sorry these things just pop into my mind. LOL

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 2:38:10

<lol> Very good.

My personal favorite is:
6> Spill a Coffee and WIN!

Bob

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 4:34:42

lol. that's awsome

Post 5 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 9:36:09

love number eight: Wipe your chin, you lardbutt. lol

Post 6 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 14:24:27

good ones for real.